New Dad Survival Kit

One of my best friends was becoming a new dad.  And since he has the best sense or humor of anyone I know, I decided to create a new dad survival kit as a baby present for him.  You can add anything you want and call them whatever comes to mind.  (I also tossed in a real gift too).

Items Needed:

Tool Kit from Walmart

Stickers (I printed and made my own from sticky name tag labels)

Hand sanitizer -

 Gloves (Protective Barrier)

Tongs (To prevent cross contamination)

Surgical Masks (Toxic Fumes Face Mask)

Rain Poncho (Protective Poop Poncho)

Chemistry Goggles (Eye Protection)

Spatula (Emergency Cream Spreading Tool)

Diapers (Super Soakers)

Wipes (Ultra Strong Wipes for the Tough Jobs)

Butt Paste (Emergency Cream)

Disposal Bags (with Bio-hazard Waste Labels on them)

Directions:

1.  Print out labels for each item using your stickers.

2.  Attach labels to each item so recipient knows what each item is used for.

3.  Put items into your tool box making sure to use all the different compartments.

4.  Give away and let the humor begin!